Hi,

I’m Smokey the KandL Kidz cat.  Mom said that I have to have a web page as well, so with much argument, here it is.  I don’t like playing with the dogs as I’m old and set in my ways.  I don’t like change.  I like to keep my life simple and keep things the way they are.  I don’t like the dogs eating my food!  I will panic if my food bowl gets empty or almost empty.  When Mom fills it for me I will eat so much that I throw up.  Mom says that I’m the Bulimic cat.  I get a can of tuna blend cat food every Saturday and Sunday.  That’s my treat and I expect it.  If I don’t get the treat I will let Mom and Dad know about it.  I will pout until I get my treat.  It has real tuna in it and its good!

I have one picture on my page, and that’s all you will get, as I don’t like to take pictures.  I will not have a bio either because I don’t care about things like that.  I don’t like to travel; I let the dogs do that.  I like to stay home and have the whole house to myself.  What a relief to be rid of those dogs.

I like to lie on the guest bed and relax.  Mom put a nice soft throw on it for me.  It’s really comfortable.  The dogs can’t jump on the bed because it’s too high, but I can because I’m a cat.

When the family is downstairs I like lie in the dining room chairs.  It’s high also and the dogs can’t get me.  They like to try but I just let them know who the boss is, I will make that hissing noise and I have a really good right punch.  They leave me alone when I give them my right punch.

I will sit in Mom or Dad’s lap, when I want to be petted, but don’t try to pet me when I don’t want to be petted.  I will give you my right punch.

Keep you motor running,

Smokey